"I juggle security, treat begging, sneaky naps, and stealing cuddles during meetings. I'm definitely the boss of belly rubs and snacks — work hard, nap harder!"
Dobby // Head of Happiness
Hello, hoomans. It’s me, Dobby. The hardest-working employee in the entire office. You might think I have it easy, lounging around and soaking up all the love, but let me tell you, this job is no walk in the park — unless it’s a walk in the park, which I’m totally down for!
First off, let’s talk about my security duties. I’m on high alert for any suspicious activity, like the mailman or the chickens on the meadow next door. I take my job very seriously!
Now, onto my treat management duties. You humans think it’s all fun and games, but I have to work my puppy eyes to the max and praying for some crumbles to fall on the floor on pizza days. It’s a full-time gig!
And don’t get me started on the pets. I mean, I love the attention, but I can’t be expected to perform my adorable tricks without a steady supply of belly rubs. It’s a delicate balance!
And let's not forget all the meeting support. Sitting quietly under the table during long calls? Brutal.
By midday, I’m forced to take a well-earned nap, but even that is interrupted by people sneaking in for a quick cuddle. The workload never ends. But I persevere. Because that’s what a true professional (napper) does.
So, while you’re all busy with your computers and helping the digital world become a safer place, remember that I’m working hard too — It’s a ruff life, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything!
Woof!
Dobby, Head of Happiness and Employee of the Month (every month)🐾